Disclaimer:
This is a dark journey. With jokes.
This is a work of fiction, and a satire – especially pertaining to those ‘famous’ peoples mentioned, none of whom actually posed for the writing of this book.
There is sex and violence in these pages, as it is about adults, mostly. If you like your books expurgated, I don’t know what the hell you are doing here.This book is about the collapse and potential salvation of humanity. There are no fucking gods anywhere. There will also be cussing.
1. Black Helvetica on White Bond
COLLAPSITY – YOU’RE BATHING in it. You hear me, America? You are bathing in it.
You are in it up to your skullcaps. You developed schools to make good factory workers and then you shipped all your factories overseas. You gave the keys to your society to the corporations and military-industrial-congressional complex and you have been thusly, richly raped. Blood and sweat and deformed semen are streaming down your legs and you are oblivious to this, swatting instead at fictitious enemies from the land of make-believe.
The money is gone and is not coming back. It is overseas now, guarded and lost. Your population has been left to crumble. You have been divided into two colors while your real overlord laughs and counts the cash.
Either shoot yourself or shoot each other or rebuild from the bottom up.
Face your collapsity.
Then decide what to do next.
Collapsity: a serial novel – here is the first of 3 installments. 75 pages for 2.99 on your Kindle.
what is ubikhead?
Ubikhead.com is dedicated to a humanization of humanity: wherein killing another human being is the ultimate crime and making money off of it nearly worse. Humans should not be divided for the purpose of profit. The human race should all develop a single new prejudice: bias against homicidal sociopaths who have no compassion for another suffering soul. These are humankind’s worse internal enemy.
Ubikhead.com is dedicated to a shared cosmology based on science, facts and the most earnest attempts possible to figure out the truth. Our scientific heroes include Richard Dawkins (also for his anti-fairy tale-ism), Richard Feynman (also for his getting stoned and getting into the deprivation tank-ism), Carl Sagan (another teahead), Bill Nye (luv that guy) and of course, many more. On the truth front, Amy Goodman and Edward R. Murrow come to mind. Then there is Frank Lloyd Wright’s grave inscription and alleged family motto: ‘Truth over all.’
Ubikhead also wants to add to this a fair amount of boobs, cock, graffiti, cursing, new techniques of artful subversion and many other assorted nasty bits.
Ubikhead.com is the official umbrella moniker to all of Dr. Menlo’s sites.
Ubikhead.com is a network of alternative meme-highlighting websites , driven by the desire to spread truth, love, happiness and boobs. The Ubikhead.com network depends on fair use, net neutrality, good hosting and chooses to brand everything else original to Ubikhead.com to the Creative Commons or, in the case of group blogs like American Samizdat, to their respective authors. Objections to fair use or all other comments see Contact page.
Ubikhead.com is a lightning bolt of hedonist heaven.
Ubikhead.com is the northern lights of braingasm.
List of Sites
Loosely based under Body and Mind, with Body going first for expediency’s sake:
Body
NakedPlanet.net
Nudism, naturism, au naturel. The first level of humanism, accepting the human form. A growing international trend, and for that we are enthused.
HedonistHealth.com
How to live as long and pleasurably as you can. We are not real doctors.
SensualLib.com, otherwise known as Sensual Liberation Army
The most sensual SLA: “See some nudes, save the world!” Around since 2000, maybe the first babeblog and one of the first sexblogs. With these nudes, a happy attitude is number one.
GrassyGirl.com
Beautiful women naked outside.
HairyGirlCentral.com
All hairy, all the time.
Mochahotties.com
In the future, everyone will be a little cocoa.
SexualLib.com, or Sexual Liberation Army
From sensual to the all-out sexual. Liberate it.
BiSexualLib.com, or Bisexual Liberation Army
Man-woman/woman-woman/man-man. Paraphrasing Woody, ‘It doubles your chance of getting laid on Saturday night.’
BareandSpare.com
Auto-updated erotic photo and movie gallery feeds. Just text. Just links. Just bare and spare.
Peep Show Stories
“The stories she was telling me about work I advised her to write down, in as simple a language as she could because the stories themselves. She started simple, then blossomed ornate.” Dr. Menlo remembers. Pagan Moss writes stories of the Peep Show at Peep Show Stories. Was included in three books out of this experience: . Pagan has since retired from this project, but did write a novel called Mary Jane during a Nanowrimo a few years back, and has promised to release it chapter by chapter on the upcoming Slick N’ Dirty.
Mind
DrMenlo.com: Dr. Menlo Blogs From Space!
Dr. Menlo’s original domain. This follows his publication here. And inspired by his experiences at the original WTO protest in Seattle WA in Fall 1999. A ‘mad doctor’ meme lab: melding art and punk progressivism with much nudity and assorted hedonisms. ‘Science, sex and hypertext’
American Samizdat, at AmSam.org
Rebel Scum since 2001. Launched before the Iraq invasion, this blog was most active with a large assortment of noted and unknown globally-scattered bloggers then, but has since boiled down to a hardcore, hardboiled few: Uncle $cam, Philip Shropshire . . . With a wonderful design by .
MachinimaTV.com
Pure entertainment. Artistic machinima and the really dumb shit, too.
ProgressiveCommandCenter.com
A static set of progressive links divided into: Help the People, Help the Animals, Help the Planet. We believe in helping yourself first and then helping others, and this is the site to start with that. This is the site every ubikhead.com site points to. This is where I want all the traffic to eventually go, at least once. And this is where the list of sites ends.
/list of sites.
Dr. Menlo is a pen name of a writer currently in his thirties and living in Seattle. Dr. Menlo first used this pen name in Andrei Codrescu’s Exquisite Corpse, attached to Thomas Jefferson Goes to Washington.
Thomas Jefferson Goes to Washington, featured in CyberCorpse 2 (November/December 1999)
Postcards from Seattle, featured in CyberCorpse 3 (February/March 2000)
Copernicus Grape Loves Ivy, & Ivy Loves Copernicus Grape, featured in CyberCorpse 4 (April/May 2000)
The Marijuana Dream #Eggplant, also featured in CyberCorpse 4 (April/May 2000)
Manifesto in Hypertext, featured in CyberCorpse 5 & 6 (Summer/Fall 2000)
The Mayor of Windows: A Fable for the New Millennium, featured in CyberCorpse 8 (Spring 2001)
The Swordfighter of Today, featured in CyberCorpse 10 (Fall/Winter 2001/2002)
what is an ubik?
The name Ubikhead is inspired by Philip K. Dick’s novel Ubik.